Sadako of Girth
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Its like the old "Bags dont hit back" thing of Bruce Lee's.
Only "bag" is replaced by "generic TV fodder" here.
McClane kills him, cooks, him and eats him.
Then quips that Bauer being "counter this, counter that" had no actual counter for the McFury.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:11 AM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
The fact that I have to explain any of this despite having several times posted a video that shows it all is quite 'disheartening'
And Bauer would know all about that word. Three times over.
Aint nothing snapped McClane's neck, by screenfeats.
He however snapped a neck himself...
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:13 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
The fact that I have to explain any of this despite having several times posted a video that shows it all is quite disheartening
Running up a wall IS something a non-super-powered person can do.
Breaking someone's neck IS something a non-super-powered-person can do.
Surviving a blast that sends you flying and you manage to survive a massive fall by grabbing onto a ledge with your fingertips ISN'T something a non-super-powered person can do.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:14 AM
Lestov16
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane kills him, cooks, him and eats him.
. if you knew anything about Bauer you would know that it is definitely Bauer who will be feasting on McClane's corpse
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then quips that Bauer being counter this counter tahat had no counter for the McFury.
The McFury that got him knocked off the plane by an assailant that John thanks his lucky stars isn't a habitual neck-snapper like Jack
Once again, your fear of watching the video just confirms my beliefs
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:16 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Once again your refusal to accept that screen feats are king, and that McClane is on a much higher tier than Bauer confirms ours.
McClane's neck survives all manner of trauma, twisting and things that would have shattered the vertibrae of mere mortals.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:18 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Thats 'cause McClane isn't predictable.
He kills in a variety of ways, more often than not: amusingly so.
And that was directly. I bet the many deaths of the guys he killed with cars into choppers, blowing up the vehicles they were in etc etc when examined in post, had broken necks.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:21 AM
Lestov16
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Running up a wall IS something a non-super-powered person can do.
After being in a plane crash and tortured until they flatlined
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Breaking someone's neck IS something a non-super-powered-person can do.
While running up a wall? And while running up a wall after having withstood a plane crash and brutal torture
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Surviving a blast that sends you flying and you manage to survive a massive fall by grabbing onto a ledge with your fingertips ISN'T something a non-super-powered person can do.
So what? Jack took a gas plant explosion to the face, as seen in the video, and was still breaking necks with his feet later that day
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:23 AM
Robtard
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"I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the day I get my ass kicked." <--- intro to this Season of 24.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:24 AM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
So what? Jack took a gas plant explosion to the face, as seen in the video, and was still breaking necks with his feet later that day [/B]
McLane would have been doing it within a minute or two, judging by feats.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:25 AM
Lestov16
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Once again your refusal to accept that screen feats are king, and that McClane is on a much higher tier than Bauer confirms ours.
Wow! What hypocrisy coming from a guy who as we speak is refusing to accept Bauer's screen feats by not watching the video
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane's neck survives all manner of trauma, twisting and things that would have shattered the vertibrae of mere mortals.
So does Bauer, but Bauer doesn't cry about it
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:27 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Well at least he got his human facets dealt with before going on to kick all manner of ass early in his career....didnt have to take 6 years to warm up or anything....unlike Bauer.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:30 AM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
But did he do so saving tens of thousands of lives and capturing a terrorist?
Yep. In Die Hard 4.0
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:31 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
But did he do so saving tens of thousands of lives and capturing a terrorist?
He did so and KILLED a terrorist, several actually. Buy killing Thomas and his crew, he saved millions(billions?), as the ensuing complete financial collapse of America due to Thomas' actions would have caused global chaos and anarchy.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:33 AM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
He did so and KILLED a terrorist, several actually. Buy killing Thomas and his crew, he saved millions(billions?), as the ensuing financial collapse of America due to Thomas' actions would have caused global chaos and anarchy.
Ergo: McClane saved the world (which wasn't bad for an afternoon's work .)
Plus he further rectal science by 50 years by rigourously testing the bottom of a ninja, by inserting a whole car into it, along the way.
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Jun 8th, 2012 12:34 AM
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