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Jack Bauer vs John McClane
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Lestov16
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Poor Saddie laughing out loud McClane's dick is jammed so far up Saddie's rectum that he can't get it out laughing

Bauer wins. The evidence proves this and you are a dumbass to disagree smile


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well it hasnt been dismantled or destroyed the once yet...

All you can see is Bauer's balls swinging infront of your eyes..
..we get it.... Its touching, even. But reality must intrude and thats why you need to face how wrong you are..

...or you can continue spouting unfounded asinine rubbish like you are now.

Im not annoyed even because luckily I know cretinous babblings when I hear them.
McClane won the other threads, you cried like a little girl and stamped your feet in other butthurt threads, you lost there, you then thought you could get a win by going AVF.....and you were spanked once more with logic screenfeats and now multi genre feats so badly that attempting with name calling is all you have left...a cycle of suffering for you, not I.

Good day to you. smile


Since you clearly auto ignored it as usual, the 1st time...
we know you can't help it and that its likely pathological.
eventually you might read it and engage your brain.
More insults and tears from you though...seems I was absolutely right. smile
All evidence proves McClane wipes the floor with Bauer even more so in AVF than usual, but unlike you, since Im dealing in logic/truth here, I dont need to say things like "and you are a dumbass to disagree", cause that isn't how the grownups talk.

Go on, try to upsets the nasty man who doesnt share your Bauerlove by callings hims the bad namesss.....awwwwwwwww. Diddums.

Would Diddums like his rattle?


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Those with little else to say will copy paste their own inane nothings


laughing

Saddy, McClane's feats suck ass. We've already went through this a couple pages back. Reposting your failed retard argument doesn't make it any more valid. It just proves you to be a failed retard laughing


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You're wrong. (except about the 'being a failed retard' bit:
Yes Im a failed retard. You on the other hand are a 100% successful and extremely accomplished retard, by MVF/AVF postfeats, having gone 'full retard' so many times now that the retard-o-count meter is busted beyond repair. )

His feats are almost Bluesmobile like in there craziness in what is involved in surviving one incident, let alone 4 movies (so far) worth, plus all the incidents that he essentially weaponises miracles in.

Then on the game front Bauer has zero chance of over coming an opponent with such ridiculous durabilty, refresh ability and lives and continues who slaughters so many in just ONE game, not even counting all the others released over the years.

Bauer has no hope whatsoever.

And its partly down to you and your desperate butthurt demanding trial by AVF, not realising that it actually would cement Bauer's doom further. Now if you could appreciate irony any, you'd be laughing yer t!ts off at that right about now, as I am, and anyone who has been following all this would be.

I guess little diddums does want his rattley-wattley after allllll.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I am retarded


It's okay, Saddie. We know. The first step to recovery is realizing you have a problem smile


As for the other crap in your post, you cited no feats of McClane outdoing Bauer in H2H, gunfights, or CQB, so again, you just posted another meaningless nonsensical retard argument laughing


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McClane wins.


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And the retard arguments keep coming laughing out loud


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lestov16
And the retard arguments keep coming laughing out loud


The guy who post something like 'Bauer wins by default" and then proceeds to quote himself and *thumbs up* himself 2-3 times doesn't get to call another's argument retarded. Like ever.


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So you only present retard arguments and no evidence backing McClane? Well then, Bauer wins by default smile


And you're a retard for thinking otherwise laughing out loud


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The guy who still doesn't comprehend that the Chinese weren't trying to kill Bauer even after the dynamics of torturing someone for intel were explained to him 4-5 times now doesn't get to call someone else a retard.


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laughing

Calling the McClane camp in this thread retarded is like calling water wet laughing out loud


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lestov16
laughing

Calling the McClane camp in this thread retarded is like calling water wet laughing out loud


Another crying insult post cos you fail to prove your case. Expected.


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Yup. Kleenex'll be able to retire early this year thanks to the "waaaahhhh I want myyyy rattle" wailing in everyone of Lesty's posts..

Between the need to mop his tears, and the wiping of the other end through the anal lacerations of butthurt, Im now wishing I'd invested heavily in those tissue companies....

Lesty you have nothing left, and thats why your claims of superiority are so laughable.
But there no hate here: You're young, dumb and full of Bauercum.
And your attempts at insults are basically an admission of defeat.

Whom are you trying to kid?
It can't be us, as we know that our arguments have been 100% watertight.

It can't be anyone who has read this and other threads, cause they would be laughing at your claims of victory even more that we can and are.

Is it yourself? Must be.

Which leads nicely onto:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lestov16
The first step to recovery is realizing you have a problem smile


1st accurate thing you've said all week.

So time to open your eyes and read the constant stream of illogical blind McHatered and butthurt, and ridiculous over-Bauer-worship you have left behind in your wake on these forums and ask yourself "why"?.
































(Hint: Its because youre an obvious, overreaching trolly type troll.)


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laughing

You and Robbi make such an excellent couple. I must ask though, who's the pitcher and who's the catcher? laughing out loud

Never mind, I forgot, McClane's the pitcher laughing


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Cry more.

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More slurs and ignorance in lieu of an actual argument.

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Wow diddums...you reallllly threw you toys out your pram so far this time, didnt you...

You gimped, lied/misrepped both characters your best, ignored all evidence that clearly showed how wrong you were, as hard and as often as you could, and none of it worked.
You dissed the pro-McClane arguers, and now it comes to this for you... attempted personal insults is all you have.
More tears and insults...no logic, evidence or compelling ideas even that could prove any point you want to make..just an endless torrent of extremely McButthurt-motivated abuse.

I think its great. Shows how gutted you must be to have spent months trolling away in different threads, getting your ass handed to you over and over again, only to put all your eggs in one basket here only to see that basket hit by a big truck driven by logic, reason, feats, McAbilities and truth.

And now you have to cry constantly stamping your little feets about it trying to smear those who have ripped your troll heart out hahahahahaha


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So Saddy's the catcher....laughing


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Your butthurt gives me strength.

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Of course you have strong butthurt laughing It's what happens when you three-way with Moron McClane and Simpleton Saddie laughing out loud


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Reading comprehension fail?


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