how am i lying? he catches Mjolnir as Thor is swinging it at him and hay makers Thor as he just stands there dumbfounded that someone was actually able to catch his hammer
and I'm sick of hearing that crossovers don't count, all you Thor swallowers are using that crutch, why shouldn't they count? they were in a comic, therefore it happened and its not as f it was presented in some crazy elseworld either it was at the time continuity characters presented as meeting the other universe.
Reread the comic. It was far away from being a one shot. He did win though. Thor felt as if he could defeat him a second time. Why don't you think he was using his speed?
Not that it matters as crossovers don't count(as people have pointed out) but calling that a one-punch ignores all the other attacks that were landed during the fight.
If you're going to use non-canon examples, at least have the decency to be honest about what happens in them.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Funny how Superman fanatics scream and shout about him beating Thor in the crossover but are simultaneously in complete denial about the difficulty it took Superman to do so by his own words. Something he mentions Twice no less.
But yeah, not useable here anyway, and like the rules wisely point out- There should be enough evidence from decades of comics to prove your case instead of clinging to Cross Company event comics. The fact that you need to cling to that crossover says a lot.
It would be like having a Venom vs Superman thread and people clinging to Venom kicking his butt in the crossover.
I don't need to reread it. I know it very well. Superman caught Thor's hammer with one hand then knocked his ass out with one punch from a sitting down position. You're the one that needs to reread it, dude. Also, you seriously think Thor would've EVER landed a blow on Superman if he was using his speed? You can't be that stupid can you? Any idiot can tell by looking closely at that fight that there were no indicators of Clark using any of his superspeed.
....and who gives a s*** if Thor felt that he'd win a second encounter? That doesn't mean jack****. I'm sure Superman thought he'd win any other encounter just as he did this one. How characters "feel" about any future matchups with a character who just kicked their ass doesn't prove anything, Thorbag.
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Bottom line: Superman whipped the blonde sissy's ass.
DEAL.
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Last edited by Star428 on Sep 30th, 2014 at 04:10 PM
Why would he have sour grapes, the comic showed that they were close enough that the fight could go either way? Superman just happened to win that time.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
That's not what happened snake-eyes. But you've been in denial for ten years now, why stop now.
It was a decisive win and Busiek pretty much hit it on our head that even with mjolnir Thor had no chance of winning in a CQC fight. He made it clear in the deluxe hardcover version of JLA/Avengers that Superman was more powerful than Thor.