he world’s richest toddler is at it again. Elon Musk, a very stable tech genius, is throwing a temper tantrum over Mark Zuckerberg launching the Twitter rival Threads. You would think a capitalist such as Musk would welcome a little healthy competition, but he doesn’t seem keen to compete in the business arena. Instead, he has challenged Zuckerberg to a “literal dick-measuring contest”. Musk, who is 52 years old, prefaced that invitation by tweeting: “Zuck is a cuck.” It’s not clear whether he had professional help crafting this zinger or if it came to him in a flash of brilliance.
This is because, he could give a **** to a point, we are all disgusted to a greater or lesser extent by the obscenity of these guys wealth, and to a degree we all struggle to look away.
Musk has German ancestry and Zuckerberg has Austrian, so neither has a clear advantage from the outset.
Upon closer examination, the left ring finger of Zuckerberg is longer than his index finger, which suggests that he is longer than average. However, his fingers and palms are thin, which suggests that he may be slightly thicker than average, but not in proportion to his length.
The left ring finger of Musk, however, is the same length as his index finger, and his fingers and palms are thick, which suggests that he may be both longer and thicker than average.
If I were to guess, I think Musk is likely overestimating his size, and that Zuckerberg is probably bigger, but not by much. Musk likely has a proportion that seems more substantial, because the length and girth are closer in number. But Zuckerberg is likely longer than Musk, and is slightly under or meets his girth, making him the bigger of the two.
Oh, started watching The Wire (great show) and there seem to be an ongoing theme that Polish Americans have short dicks, eg one prominent character even proudly proclaims "I got 3.5 inches of hardwood!" or something along those lines.
While the individual size range of one is determined by genetics, where he falls in that range is determined by environment factors, specifically androgen exposure in the womb.
Testosterone exposure at a particular stage of development influences both the length of the penis and the ring finger on the left hand. That correlation allows one trait to often be an indicator of the other.
Androgen exposure also influences other traits, such as hand dominance and sexual orientation. For this reason, gay men are more likely to be left-handed and more likely to be well-endowed, compared to their straight counterparts.
There are exceptions to every rule, but that would be consistent with their reputation.
The Irish also have a reputation for being small, which I think is inaccurate. Irish tend to come in two sizes: small and large. Since there are few mediums, the distribution of size gives a distorted view of the range.
If the sub guy is any indication, it's only a matter of time before these billionaire megalomaniacs start winning darwin awards.
Musk took a real risk with his space stunt, there will be other chances for the devil to get his due.
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