Joke Time [Merged]

Your turn.

lol

if a bus full of nuns die when their bus goes over a cliff is a shame....

what's a damn shame??

if there's an empty seat

ok i am going to say some very very very bad jokes dont take offense to these jokes it is just jokes so im sorry

how many jews can u fit in a car

50,000

2 in the front two in the back and 49,996 in the ash tray

what dop u call a black person leaning up against the side of a barn door

old farm epuipment

i would post more but i am in school and there r many differnt rasces around me here i will post a irsh joke just to make the score fiar with me cause i am irish

how many irsh guys does it take to screw in a light bulb

30 one to hold the light bulb in the socket and 29 to drink till the room starts spinning

how many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb

thats not funny

why do we put cotton in pills

to remind black epople they used to pick cotton before they where drug dealers

just jokes remember

Originally posted by Darth Hater
what's the difference between bigfoot,and a hard working black man??

chances are we'll see bigfoot one day

i no it was a joke, but that's a little too offensive 😒

Originally posted by The Force
i no it was a joke, but that's a little too offensive 😒

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score one for darth hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know they are meant to be jokes but i think some people might find them a LITTLE offensive so just watch what you say ok?have a bit of respect deniro!
xx

Janie wats up ive neva heard youlike this b4

im sorry i am just coolw ith like jokes against me so i take it others also r thats why i posted it im sorry no more jokes that r offensive that is just like me though like if some one says sumthing bout me that is funny i just laugh and shake it off or say sumthing back thats even funnier like stuff like that if u posted a whiute person joke i wouldnt mind it

lol i like michael jackson!!😐

😂 keep em coming guys.

BF if u want i will tell u everyone of my jokes in a pm then i wont get in troubel i got i would say 25 or so

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disney Land?

Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and told him to tell a lie.

hahahaha

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check this one out

these two priest were teaching sunday school to an all boy church. the two priests stepped out of the class to talk. while they were out side the church suddenly became ingulfed in flames.

father carlton said to father lewis "lets get outta hear" lewis replied " wut about all the innocent boys." carlton replied "**** them"
then lewis said " you think we'll have time?"

hahahahahahahaha

my contribution to this thread.....

What's long and hard on a Mexican?

Third grade.

it gets worse....

What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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much worse , in fact........

Why are black people's noses so big?

Because the air is free...