Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by StiltmanFTW1,019 pages
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Wonderman when he was a normal posting account. I hate to think how many of my iterations are in this thread.

Well, "normal" by his standards, at least. He's always been a peculiar poster.

But I actually enjoy his new "insane" persona act and those bizarre threads.

The only problem is that he makes too damn many of them.

Originally posted by Parmaniac

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Yes, that's definitely me with the crowbar.

That issue ain't even out yet.

It's a great reminder how P.A.D. had a stroke irl and still has a hard time recovering.

Spidey has the speed, webs, and spidey sense, but can't put wolverine down. Wolvie has the option of a one shot kill as well.

Wolverine

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

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Originally posted by Booya_69
Spidey has the speed, webs, and spidey sense, but can't put wolverine down. Wolvie has the option of a one shot kill as well.

Wolverine

Spidey still can incapaсitate Logan or knock him out (he already did it in comics).

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, "normal" by his standards, at least. He's always been a peculiar poster.

But I actually enjoy his new "insane" persona act and those bizarre threads.

The only problem is that he makes too damn many of them.

And makes a weird versuses, although some of them are quite interesting.

Originally posted by Alex_Ferrana
Spidey still can incapaсitate Logan or knock him out (he already did it in comics).

Octavius did, while betraying their friendship. Not that it counts much, as Yost's Wolverine has been flash-KO'd by bullets bouncing off his skull.

And Otto did get grabbed and held at claw-point for that, despite getting a warning from his SS.

Originally posted by Alex_Ferrana
And makes a weird versuses, although some of them are quite interesting.

Well, when one makes so many, some of them will be interesting.

It's like with that monkey writing a book with an infinite number of pages, something that was discussed a lot this month on KMC:

Originally posted by Booya_69
Spidey has the speed, webs, and spidey sense, but can't put wolverine down. Wolvie has the option of a one shot kill as well.

Wolverine

Combat speed is extremely close, with Spider-Man being in awe of Wolverine and questioning his own speed.

Heck, even travelling speed is close:

Webbing has failed more often than not:

Spider-Sense is not infallible; just like Wolverine's senses aren't infallible. Sure didn't save Peter from getting kicked in the balls:

And let's not forget how Logan didn't even need his claws to one-shot Pete:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Combat speed is extremely close, with Spider-Man being in awe of Wolverine and questioning his own speed.

Heck, even travelling speed is close:

Webbing has failed more often than not:

Spider-Sense is not infallible; just like Wolverine's senses aren't infallible. Sure didn't save Peter from getting kicked in the balls:

And let's not forget how Logan didn't even need his claws to one-shot Pete:

Spot on, Wolverine is a beast.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Octavius did, while betraying their friendship. Not that it counts much, as Yost's Wolverine has been flash-KO'd by bullets bouncing off his skull.

And Otto did get grabbed and held at claw-point for that, despite getting a warning from his SS.

Well, when one makes so many, some of them will be interesting.

It's like with that monkey writing a book with an infinite number of pages, something that was discussed a lot this month on KMC:

Yeah, this Logan had a poor writing. Koed by bullets which struck his skull? Silly.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Combat speed is extremely close, with Spider-Man being in awe of Wolverine and questioning his own speed.

Heck, even travelling speed is close:

Webbing has failed more often than not:

Spider-Sense is not infallible; just like Wolverine's senses aren't infallible. Sure didn't save Peter from getting kicked in the balls:

And let's not forget how Logan didn't even need his claws to one-shot Pete:

Cool. Though Spidey ususally holds back in that fights, and he once trapped Logan with his wbbings by webing him up so Logan couldn't break free and his claws would pop right in his own skull.

About that awesome reverse-kick in the nuts - funny to see how enraged Wolverine take down Spidey and then Daredevil with a simple finger poke in Logan's throat made him choke and almost KO'ed him. I know, it's pressure points ad etc, but actually, Logan shouldn't had that effect (Daredevil himself once noticed than pressure point strikes makes Logan even more angry). But it's Garth Ennis writing Punisher, lol. A guy who is proud of the fact that he is a superheroes' hater.

Originally posted by Alex_Ferrana
Cool. Though Spidey ususally holds back in that fights,

Wolverine holds back a great deal as well:

Originally posted by Alex_Ferrana
and he once trapped Logan with his wbbings by webing him up so Logan couldn't break free and his claws would pop right in his own skull.

What is almost never posted online is how Wolverine only needed to free one wrist to make a quick work of the webbing:

Keep in mind Wolverine wasn't looking for a fight with Parker; he got webbed up when his claws were sheathed - his goal was to apprehend the homicidal mutant kid who has murdered his own father and has been living with his rotting corpse.

Parker ends up fighting on Logan's side.

Originally posted by Alex_Ferrana
About that awesome reverse-kick in the nuts - funny to see how enraged Wolverine take down Spidey and then Daredevil with a simple finger poke in Logan's throat made him choke and almost KO'ed him. I know, it's pressure points ad etc, but actually, Logan shouldn't had that effect (Daredevil himself once noticed than pressure point strikes makes Logan even more angry). But it's Garth Ennis writing Punisher, lol. A guy who is proud of the fact that he is a superheroes' hater.

Yes. Garth Ennis doesn't like superheroes very much.

The Boys and Herogasm, while very enjoyable reads, don't even try to hide that fact.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Combat speed is extremely close, with Spider-Man being in awe of Wolverine and questioning his own speed.

Heck, even travelling speed is close:

Webbing has failed more often than not:

Spider-Sense is not infallible; just like Wolverine's senses aren't infallible. Sure didn't save Peter from getting kicked in the balls:

And let's not forget how Logan didn't even need his claws to one-shot Pete:

Well there it is folks.

Originally posted by Booya_69
Well there it is folks.

Funny to see how Logan doesn't trust when Spider-Man grabs a gun.

Originally posted by Alex_Ferrana
Funny to see how Logan doesn't trust when Spider-Man grabs a gun.

Peter doesn't even trust himself much... his reasoning explained above:

Originally posted by Alex_Ferrana
Yeah, this Logan had a poor writing. Koed by bullets which struck his skull? Silly.

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Even back in 1991, it wasn't a problem for him:

Golden era of comic art.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Peter doesn't even trust himself much... his reasoning explained above:

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Even back in 1991, it wasn't a problem for him:

Indeed. Logan's brain is also has adapted to that trauma, even World War Hulk (Green Scar) was barely able to knock him out after repeatedly striking him in the head. And Logan still fought back as much as he could.