Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by SamZED1,019 pages

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Spider-Man 0.5381 seconds

#teamh1


Be reasonable. Takes 2 seconds to slam one's head into the pavement. #ditto

Ps: I dont know how to use #

Originally posted by SamZED
Be reasonable. Takes 2 seconds to slam one's head into the pavement. #ditto

Ps: I dont know how to use #

Sam, let's have a threesome with Lawest.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Sam, let's have a threesome with Lawest.
Done! Do you know what kind of guys he likes?

Lawest is into Slavs, I heard.

He's only playing hard to get... 😍

Originally posted by SamZED
Done! Do you know what kind of guys he likes?
On the contrary foolish one, I don't "like guys" at all, I'm all man, and I love women.

@Stilt. Awesome 👆 I knew it. Felt the vibe.

@Lawset. Hey me too 😉

Originally posted by lawest9
On the contrary foolish one, I don't "like guys" at all, I'm all man, and I love women.
Everyone point and laugh at this homo.

Originally posted by lawest9
On the contrary foolish one, I don't "like guys" at all, I'm all man, and I love women.

Shhhhhh.

It's okay, Lawest.

It'll be our little secret, I promise.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Everyone point and laugh at this hetero.

FTFY

Women are lame as fuk

KMC Cockfest FTW!

Originally posted by MrMind
FTFY

Women are lame as fuk

KMC Cockfest FTW!

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😆😆😆 This Wolverine vs Spider-man thread took an unexpected turn.

Phil knew the moment he made this thread that it would either revive KMC or be it's final nail in the coffin.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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How many socks did Sandler put in his underwear?

Originally posted by Philosophía
Logan.

Peter.

At an empty Disneyland.

Their names appear in so many thread titles, that the search function didn't work in getting me to this simple one.

Who wins?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f77/t460023.html

Merged.

So much win on this page.

I'm going with Pete webbing him up and plowing the furry.

Webbing only works against fodder 😛

Exactly

New avi, Parm?

Re: Spider-Man vs. Wolverine

Originally posted by Zephonim
The real bitchin fight would be Spidey and Wolverine. Who would win and how? Let me know what you think. 💃

Remember that Peter always holds back a lot when he fights. An entire arc was dedicated towards showing just how neurotic he is against accidentally crippling someone, as he did to Sin Eater.

Despite that holding back, he's managed to give better then he got against Logan in their skirmishes. Doc Oct, who didn't have Peter's skill or experience with his powers, managed a KO against Logan using his full strength.

Now, Logan quickly paid him back, but again, Oct in Peter's body is not Peter. It took him years to learn the nuances of his Spider Sense, to the point where he can override Daken's pheromones or clear literal wall to wall sheets of bullets.

Bottom line, at his best Peter Parker should be untouchable, and should be more then strong enough to KO Wolverine every time. And it wouldn't even be very difficult... Parker can simply catch Logan's pathetic stab attempts by the wrists, overpower him, and beat him until he passes out, if he wanted to. Or he could get fancy, dodge him casually, web his arms behind his back, and just laugh at him at he holds him back on the forehead.

Spider-Man wins.