Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

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Originally posted by thomasgeorge
logan would win spidey is gay

😕

Spidey is not gay...explain that to mary jane...plus spidey is bad ass when he wants to be.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Nope because it doesn't make sense please try again.

Spiderman can control his consistency of his webbing, it spreads okay?

He can do that with the organic webbing? Care to prove that?

Originally posted by who?-kid
For the record : Wolverine is an awesome character. He can be cool as hell, and let's be honest, without Wolverine Marvel would be a lot more boring.

I have zilch problem with the hairy one. Great character, cool powers, great attitude.

BUT !! (you knew there was a but coming) : the writers screw him up. It's as simple as that. Every character has PIS and CIS and has done things he or she couldn't have done and so on... but Wolverine is known for his inconsistency in comics.

Yeah, I know you're cool about him, haven't seen any uneccisery harshness towards characters from you.

Originally posted by who?-kid
He is a streetlevel hero - that is not an insult, just a name - but one time he is knocked out by an old man (Shingen) after a few minutes of fighting, another time he takes punches of the Hulk./
He was poisoned in the shingen thing, Wolverine has never shown a partuicularly strong resistence to toxins. Other than, of course, those made by his own body.

Originally posted by who?-kid
When Namor punched him, he should have been flying a few miles through the air, and not just stand there. First time Hulk knocked him out with a glancing blow, other times he takes a beating of a powerhouse like it's nothing.
Yeah the namor thing was pis, personally if I could I'd retcon that with some lameass explination, Not sure exactly how, maybe I'd make a character to explain things like that and the nuke. . maybe a robot that runs around and is often mistaken for wolverine.

Originally posted by who?-kid
There is a really long list of all the things in which the writers of Wolverine have contradicted themselves or other writers. That's why people make fun of Wolverine.
But it happens with all the characters, why is Wolverine singled out more?

Originally posted by Creshosk
He can do that with the organic webbing? Care to prove that?
Where does it say statistically that he can't, and it is a stream of water in that sense regardless.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Where does it say statistically that he can't,
OH I'm sorry that's not the way the burden of proof works, you're claiming that he CAN do something. So I'm affraid it's up to you to prove that he can.

If I were to say Wolverine could shoot lasers out of his eyes or project anykind of energy, it'd be up to me to prove that he could. You wouldn't accept the BS line you just fed to me would you?

"Statistically, where does it say wolverine can't shoot fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts from his arse?"

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
and it is a stream of water in that sense regardless.
A high pressureed stream that comes out really thin, then yes. Nothing like he used to bew able to do.

Originally posted by Creshosk
OH I'm sorry that's not the way the burden of proof works, you're claiming that he CAN do something. So I'm affraid it's up to you to prove that he can.

If I were to say Wolverine could shoot lasers out of his eyes or project anykind of energy, it'd be up to me to prove that he could. You wouldn't accept the BS line you just fed to me would you?

"Statistically, where does it say wolverine can't shoot fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts from his arse?"

A high pressureed stream that comes out really thin, then yes. Nothing like he used to bew able to do.

I'm sorry, you haven't argued any of my points but spat one liners, so I'm not bothering with your post when you try to jump the main point by saying there is no proof, or that everyone is a hypocrite.

Go to the store and get more straws.

I don't see how all this web talk influences anything... Wolverine still takes it. Little stream, big stream, fat stream, thin stream... we all stream for ice cream!

I don't see how anything wolverine has helps him in the match then, because he ain't taking it... big claws, big tude, we all love real boobs!

I forget..out of 10 what do you all think again...now..updated.

spider wins 6/7 out of 10.....

Wolverine 8/10 ... may go as far as 4/5!

Since there can be no agreement between the two characters, we must look at the animals from which they get their names.

wolverine vs spider

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'm sorry, you haven't argued any of my points but spat one liners, so I'm not bothering with your post when you try to jump the main point by saying there is no proof, or that everyone is a hypocrite.

Go to the store and get more straws.

Nice dodge. 😆

You know you can't prove it so you're not even going to bother.

Sp I'm affraid that without any proof backing your statement your point is null and void.

And I find it funny how you were willing to counter me until I pointed that out, now you're going to whine like a little ***** about me not answering your questions, when Ihave answered all of the questions you've asked. 😛

Which is easier to dodge a bullet or a stream of water?

Depends on the speed of the water, cause since most streams of water are MUCH slower than bullets they are easier to dodge.

What's harder to dodge:
A stream of urine from an elephant?
A loogie from a camel?

I remember back in the day when i played super soakers...I always dodged them 😈

Originally posted by scotsmn
Since there can be no agreement between the two characters, we must look at the animals from which they get their names.

wolverine vs spider


Bad tactic. Spiders make much more victims than wolverines... wolverines are ferocious fighters, but that's about it.

Originally posted by who?-kid
Bad tactic. Spiders make much more victims than wolverines... wolverines are ferocious fighters, but that's about it.

Wolverines take down freaking mooses and other animals bigger than it..

And spiders don't ? 😉

What kind of spider?

If it's the spider that gave Spiderman his powers then that would be . . odd. . .

Originally posted by who?-kid
And spiders don't ? 😉

Spiderman's spider does not have venom 🙄

Originally posted by who?-kid
And spiders don't ? 😉
I don't think spiders take down moose and animals larger than moose.