Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by long pig1,019 pages

Beacuse Wolverine's has shown he can not breathe for two hours and feel fine...

Cresh: Fanboy bullshit.

An hour. The webing lasts for an hour.

Cresh: Doesn't matter. . . Still not long enough.

And the webbing lasts two hours. . . still, not long enough. . .

😕

Spiderman webs his mouth, keeps doing it and Wolverine dies.

Pretty much the end of the story.

spiderman beats his ass with the old hit and run tactic that works great for spiderman

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
Uh... Why did you call you're own claim fanboy bullshit?
It's your claims genius.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
"Death could come in hours or days, depending on exact methods, the health of those crucified, and environmental circumstances.

A theory attributed to Pierre Barbet holds that the typical cause of death was asphyxiation. He conjectured that when the whole body weight was supported by the stretched arms, the victim would have severe [b]difficulty exhaling, due to hyper-expansion of the lungs." [/B]

Nice downplaying, so tell me why do people die?

Asphyxiation.

"Wish I could catch a breath."

Yeah, he could breath allright. . .

Now put up or shut up.

1. how is he talking if he's not breatheing?

2. the claim you called bullshit is that wolverine could survive two hours in a giant ball of web. If you don't think he can, why are we having this argument?

Originally posted by long pig
Spiderman webs his mouth, keeps doing it and Wolverine dies.

Pretty much the end of the story.

And the webbing ballons outward, covering the old stuff with the new stuff. Like a coccoon.

And what's to keep wolverine from cutting his way free, as he's done 5 times before?

Oh yeah, it's spiderman, the one who can now do things he's never done before. . .

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
1. how is he talking if he's not breatheing?
It's a hallucination dumbass.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
2. the claim you called bullshit is that wolverine could survive two hours in a giant ball of web. If you don't think he can, why are we having this argument?
What the hell are you talking about?

I calling your calaims of people lasting for days bullshit, and your claims that he can't survive two hours bullshit.

Nice dodgeing fanboy, still no evidence out of you. Still the same old fanboy bullshit.

Read the sentence. You said it was "Fanboy bullshit" that "wolvering has shown he can not breathe for two hours and feel fine"

And if he's halucanateing, you exspect us to take him on his word that he was out there for 3 days?

And most people will tell you, people TALK to their hallucinations. He still looks like he's speaking.

I'm sorry but is that scan supposed to show Wolverine can survive without oxygen for 3 days?

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
Read the sentence. You said it was "Fanboy bullshit" that "wolvering has shown he can not breathe for two hours and feel fine"
Hmm. . well I thought you were saying that he can't " not breathe for two hours" and you missed a negative modifier.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
And if he's halucanateing, you exspect us to take him on his word that he was out there for 3 days?
Because he wasn't hallucinating at the time he said it.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
And most people will tell you, people TALK to their hallucinations. He still looks like he's speaking.
And he was hallucinating that he was talking in the first place.

"I wish I could catch a breath" Indicates he couldn't breath. And then in his mind Gateway showed up and in his mind he was talking to gateway.

He talks while not hallucinating too...
I can post a scan if need be.

That's a lot of speculation. We don't know how long he coulden't breathe.

And he started hallucinateing five seconds after he said it. If somebody's out of their mind, you can't take what they say on face value. You're acting how you describe "fan-boys" throwing away anything that disagrees with you and shouting everything that does.

And people talk when moving at speeds greater than the speed of sound and they talk and get out sentences that they wouldn't have time to before an event takes place all the time. So now the event is discarded because wolverine does it?

What double sided bullshit.

"Wish I could catch a breath." Pretty good indicator that he *gasp* could not catch a breath. . .

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
That's a lot of speculation. We don't know how long he coulden't breathe.
"been about three days"

Gee. . what could THAT possibly mean?

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
And he started hallucinateing five seconds after he said it. If somebody's out of their mind, you can't take what they say on face value. You're acting how you describe "fan-boys" throwing away anything that disagrees with you and shouting everything that does.
No, you a fanboy for grasping at straws to get spiderman to win, Trying to discard the event due to things that happen in comics all the time.

Oh well even though he's not hallucinating here he's STILL out of his mind. Bullshit.

He starts hallcinating af ter he says he wishes he could catch a breath. Sort of like his wish becoming fulfilled by his mind.

So again. You're ignoreing any evidence he WAS breatheing (shown by him talking, even when he was not hallucinateing) and only beliveing what you want to (the words of a insane man)

And that's NOT being a fan-boy.

You're hinging a lot on that single statement, especially considering it's a bit of an idiom. Nowhere does it really imply that he can't breathe. For the last few pages, when people have noted that he's talking, you've been saying he could only talk because it's a hallucination. That's inaccurate.

We know he was hanging there for three days (if you belive everything he says) but he never says he coulden't breathe that entire time. He could have just stoped 10 seconds ago.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
So again. You're ignoreing any evidence he WAS breatheing (shown by him talking,
Comic book characters talk when they shouldn't be able to all the time. One sided selective fanboy bullshit.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
even when he was not hallucinateing) and only beliveing what you want to (the words of a insane man)

And that's NOT being a fan-boy.

HE wasn't insane at the time.
Hub duh, moron.

"Oh well he was out of his mind even at this [point in time when there is no indication that he was out of his mind at the time."

So if you go out of your mind at ANY point in time NOTHING can be taken seriously from you from the time you weren't? Bullshit.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
We know he was hanging there for three days (if you belive everything he says) but he never says he coulden't breathe that entire time. He could have just stoped 10 seconds ago.
And you still haven't proven that people can breathe. So why should I habve to prove he's normal, when people can't beeathe?

Oh yeah cause this is to depower wolverine so Spiderman can win.

It's really sad when Spiderman needs the help of his opponents being depowered to win.

Well now this is interesting...