Originally posted by Melnorme
Usually when artists portray characters jumping, their legs aren't splayed out like that. That only happens when artists portray characters getting kicked in the groin. 😄
Yeah but they left out any signs of impact. Spidey shows those lil white lines to indicate movement in a direction but Wolverine doesn't show those same lines. 🤨
Wait, if Wolverine actually got his wrists webbed to a wall, he would have no chance of getting off... He can't cut it, because his claws wouldn't be able to even get close to there. The bones in his hands would be too wide to pull his skin off with the webs. And he's nowhere near class 50. If that happens, he's screwed.
My kickass scenario: Fight begins. Wolverine runs, Spiderman shoots a web at Wolverine's chest. If it connects, Spiderman swings him over his head to the ground, a few feet away. A short hop lands one foot on each of Wolverine's arms. At the same time, he's firing two streams of web at Wolverine's wrists. Wolverine is webbed to the ground, with no means of escape. Spiderman tears out his heart.
If the initial web throw fails, Spiderman dodges a swipe and trips him or jumps away and webthrows him from there. Can't land on both arms at the same time? Land on one, web it, catch/dodge the inevitable counterswipe, (grab his arm if he opted to dodge) web it to the ground. Spiderman is much faster than Wolverine, Spiderman is much stronger than Wolverine.
That's just one scenario. It uses both his physical advantages and webs. He isn't limited to one at a time...
Originally posted by Dizzle
Wait, if Wolverine actually got his wrists webbed to a wall, he would have no chance of getting off... He can't cut it, because his claws wouldn't be able to even get close to there. The bones in his hands would be too wide to pull his skin off with the webs. And he's nowhere near class 50. If that happens, he's screwed.
Not if Reggie gets involved.
Originally posted by Dizzle
Wait, if Wolverine actually got his wrists webbed to a wall, he would have no chance of getting off... He can't cut it, because his claws wouldn't be able to even get close to there. The bones in his hands would be too wide to pull his skin off with the webs. And he's nowhere near class 50. If that happens, he's screwed.My kickass scenario: Fight begins. Wolverine runs, Spiderman shoots a web at Wolverine's chest. If it connects, Spiderman swings him over his head to the ground, a few feet away. A short hop lands one foot on each of Wolverine's arms. At the same time, he's firing two streams of web at Wolverine's wrists. Wolverine is webbed to the ground, with no means of escape. Spiderman tears out his heart.
If the initial web throw fails, Spiderman dodges a swipe and trips him or jumps away and webthrows him from there. Can't land on both arms at the same time? Land on one, web it, catch/dodge the inevitable counterswipe, (grab his arm if he opted to dodge) web it to the ground. Spiderman is much faster than Wolverine, Spiderman is much stronger than Wolverine.
That's just one scenario. It uses both his physical advantages and webs. He isn't limited to one at a time...
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Wolverine runs towards Spiderman. Spiderman shoots webbing at his chest, but from that distance Wolverine sidesteps easily. Spiderman sees he's closing the distance quickly so he jumps sideways to avoid Wolverine's lunge. Unfortunately, Wolverine used his advanced hearing and detected the sound of Spiderman's foot bracing for the jump. He anticipates where Spiderman is going to land and sets his course to the spot Spidey will land. Spiderman shoots his webbing sideways to grab onto a wall to avoid landing in that spot but.... there is no wall there, no lamp post, no nothing. Wolverine jumps into the air cuts off Spiderman's leg from the knee down. Spiderman says "mmm..marry jane........" and then dies of blood loss while Wolverine lights one up.
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Originally posted by scotsmn
Wolverine runs towards Spiderman. Spiderman shoots webbing at his chest, but from that distance Wolverine sidesteps easily. Spiderman sees he's closing the distance quickly so he jumps sideways to avoid Wolverine's lunge. Unfortunately, Wolverine used his advanced hearing and detected the sound of Spiderman's foot bracing for the jump. He anticipates where Spiderman is going to land and sets his course to the spot Spidey will land. Spiderman shoots his webbing sideways to grab onto a wall to avoid landing in that spot but.... there is no wall there, no lamp post, no nothing. Wolverine jumps into the air cuts off Spiderman's leg from the knee down. Spiderman says "mmm..marry jane........" and then dies of blood loss while Wolverine lights one up.😄
Is Spiderman retarded in your scenario? Cuz it seems that he's retarded in your scenario.
I like how you just assume from "that distance" that Wolverine can easily sidestep. You never gave an actual distance or anything like that.
I also quite enjoy the lack of Spider sense in your retarded Spiderman scenario.
"Unfortunately, Wolverine used his advanced hearing and detected the sound of Spiderman's foot bracing for the jump. He anticipates where Spiderman is going to land and sets his course to the spot Spidey will land."
...What the hell, man. Please, really think about what you're writing before you do so. It'll save everyone some brain cells.
Originally posted by Metalmanx
"Unfortunately, Wolverine used his advanced hearing and detected the sound of Spiderman's foot bracing for the jump. He anticipates where Spiderman is going to land and sets his course to the spot Spidey will land."...What the hell, man. Please, really think about what you're writing before you do so. It'll save everyone some brain cells.
Originally posted by scotsmn
You guys aren't giving Wolverine his due! It's one of his mutant abilities. A form of pre-cog if you will. And you WILL.And how is Spidey sense gonna do anything in mid air? I'm assuming he can see Wolverine coming at him. He just doesn't have anything to attach his web to.
Wolverine has no pre-cog. That's the other guy.
Why would Spider-Man jump to anywhere that Wolverine would be able to catch him? You are presenting a case where Spider-Man is leaping directly onto Wolverine's claws to suit your weird fantasies of Wolverine having a chance.
Spider-Man can attach his web to any surface, including the floor, and change his angle of motion.
Originally posted by scotsmn
You guys aren't giving Wolverine his due! It's one of his mutant abilities. A form of pre-cog if you will. And you WILL.And how is Spidey sense gonna do anything in mid air? I'm assuming he can see Wolverine coming at him. He just doesn't have anything to attach his web to.
He doesn't need a wall.
Originally posted by Melnorme
Wolverine has no pre-cog. That's the other guy.Why would Spider-Man jump to anywhere that Wolverine would be able to catch him? You are presenting a case where Spider-Man is leaping directly onto Wolverine's claws to suit your weird fantasies of Wolverine having a chance.
Spider-Man can attach his web to any surface, including the floor, and change his angle of motion.
And what he said.