Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

well this thread is incredibly long

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Brother Jinzin speaks the Truth!!! In Verse 10 of the book of Ad Nauseum..the prophet clearly states..

Verse 10

"And if ye obey these commands..ye shall receive the [b]70 fold strength of our Lord Wolverine..who is above all ye other Gods."

The term 70 fold translates to "70 tons." Scholars have suggested that the term "100 fold" was used in the original translation, however, the text was changed over the years by theologians who believed that 100 tons was a bit excessive.

I depart from ye all now. You have two choices..either follow the Truth..or ye can follow the lie.

Keep the faith Brother Jinzin. 😇 [/B]

Originally posted by jinzin
so marvel leis about their own characters. and yeah he is ask marvel 😉... mostly due to that fact that alot of what he has negates spiderman's advantages..

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Ones you assumed, oh right... no wonder you rely on it so...

I don't rely on it.. that's the thing... spidey fans are always quick to bring up stats when it's obvious that feats are not in spidey's favor..

well stats aren't in his favor either.. according to marvel.. and that needs to be addressed.

Spidey doesnt need feats, he has webbing.

Spiderman wins. He is stronger, faster, smarter, and get more girls than wolverine. They already fought and Spiderman took him to school and back in th grave yard.

Originally posted by The Crab
Spiderman wins. He is stronger, faster, smarter, and get more girls than wolverine. They already fought and Spiderman took him to school and back in th grave yard.

omg what have you done!!! you mentioned the grave yard now they will hunt you for this, poor fool.

Originally posted by jinzin
I don't rely on it.. that's the thing... spidey fans are always quick to bring up stats when it's obvious that feats are not in spidey's favor..

Originally posted by jinzin
well stats aren't in his favor either.. according to marvel.. and that needs to be addressed.

Wolverine couldn't touch spiderman in that fight until Spidey let him. It is true he said i am giving it my all, while he punched Wolverine head in the stone, but did anyone notice that Spidey was only a mere 10 tons back then. Spidey of today has more skills, 15 ton lifter, stronger web, Listens to his Spider sense, and has more agility and speed. I don't se how Wolverine can win at all, anymore.

Because Wolverine has the jobber aura.

You seem new here my friend and I aprreciate your enthusiasm but after some time you will find out that there is no point arguing with Wolverine Fans. Dont waste your time on them go and have fun with your girl friend,

lol

Wolverine does not take baths, nor does he brush his teeth. he is also hairy and very small in the pants. Wolverine is a stupid Hobo midget. (with claws and a healing factor)

Spiderman is better than wolverine in every area(wolverine does beat spidey in some area but spidey is not far behind). Spidey also take baths,well hung, has mary jane, tall, smart, and brushes his teeth/shaves.

That shit might scare bitches in the bar but don't try that shit on spidey. BUB

You sir... are amazing.

Do you agree or disagree ?

Agree for the most part...

How did this thread get to 519. Spiderman gave wolverine to much trouble back, when he was ten tons.

Originally posted by The Crab
How did this thread get to 519. Spiderman gave wolverine to much trouble back, when he was ten tons.

this thread got to 519 the same way EVERY thread featuring a
spidey vs wolvie topic goes the distance.......

wolverine fanboys hate spiderman.

they are so emotionally attached to this short, hairy, muscular
canadian man, that they can't stomach the idea that he's not
marvel's #1 hero. hence, why ALL wolvieboys hate spiderman.
very simple. gay, but very simple.

i've recently become friends with several comic-store owners
and comic-industry people who happen to frequent the clubs
and bars that i do.....and let me tell you...........
wolverine fanboys ARE the laughing-stock of the industry.

everyone makes fun of them.
even the people who work at marvel chuckle at how
wolvie and x-fanboys literally "swallow" anything!

😎

Notice how the wolverine supporters ALL have a pic of spiderman getting hit?

They masterbate to a Wolverine statue lol.