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why do tugboats push?

i'll tell you what i've done for you/screaming and bleeding for you/until i realize... -- going under by evanesense

if the pen is mightier then the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax

Why ask why? Bud Dry!

can sexual harassment at work be a problem if your self-employed?

Originally posted by Alias Neo
bLooMiLiCioUs heres one for u.

if vampires can't see their own reflections, why is their hair always so tidy?

😆 we CAN see our ow reflections,that's a myth😉
but it's a cute post!!😂🤣

when they dog food is new and improved tasting, how do they know?

do cannibals leave the table after everyone's eaten?

i am the sun/i am the air/you shut your mouth/how dare you say/i go about things the wrong way/i am here and i need to be loved/just like everybody else/as you can already see that i've waited too long/now all my hope is gone... --how soon is now? by love spit love (hate the new version that's been playing on the radio these days)

*finished first joke book, on to the second one*

the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Laugh in the face of danger, then run and hide until it goes away

before you critize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too

if at first you don't succeed, call it a day and have a beer.

when everything feels like the movies/yeah you bleed just to know that you're alive/and i don't want the world to see me/because i don't think that they'd understand/when everything is meant to be broken/i just want you to know who i am... -- iris by goo goo dolls

if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of others

alias neo: that's my job! j/k

share the job

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no! never! 😆

yes, u must!