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Riding with me is my MC homeboy,
Knowing the rules aint part of his program,
Finding the right way around this map,
Might be pretty hard cos he's ****ed on crack

Man has the right to disagree. Now who has the heart to agree with man? – Someguy’s Siggy (Time Limit)

Life without peace is hell.
Life with all peace is heaven.
Inbetween is our mortal lives.

-Taolono’s Siggy (Time Limit)

See that's the whole point, what I am is my curse and I can't let anyone know what it is. I'm sorry my friend but this is my burdden. – The Gunman’s Siggy (Time Limit)

(G) - Grand Theft Auto
You gotta make a mark and move where you ought to,

(T) - Theft
Determination to steal what you can and run from the nation,

(A) - Hey what d'ya say
We automate the sequence and speed for my gettaway
Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide,
And call up the boy; Let's go for a joyride

Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are. - Russian proverb

Let's go for a joyride

Stop the violence from the police you know my dad used to say but now he's deceased,
He got caught in a jam, threw in the can
When the cops from Brooklyn said he killed another man
Seek knowledge was my main game,
To think about the law,
To figure out the frame,
Just when I thought I knew justice,

A cop behind me said 'You just been busted'

NYPD N . Y . P . D .

LAPD L . A . P . D .

SFPD S . F . P . D .

Observe your enemies, for they first find your faults. - Greek Proverb

Onions - Me proverb

hm

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the
little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say
the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to
'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his
father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have
to whisper."

The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper
in my ear."

LOL!!!!!!😆😆

ROFL 😄 😄 😄

I don't know what's weirder--that you're fighting a stuffed animal, or that you seem to be losing.

Be happy while you're living, For you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

We're going to assume a few things about reality. One, it exists. That's not a necessary assumption, but I find it comforting.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you; cascade, and you look like a dick.

when a politician says yes,
he means maybe,
when a politician says maybe,
he means no,
when a politician says no,
he's not a politician.

Crumpit