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Be happy while you're living, For you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The following are illegal:

Chopping someone else up into little pieces and storing the parts in barrels.

LMFAO 😆

Originally posted by saucybird007
The following are illegal:

Chopping someone else up into little pieces and storing the parts in barrels.

LMFAO 😆

darn! i'll have to scratch that off of my list of ways to kill allie and brandon. 😆

Q: What do you have if there are nuts on the wall?
A: Walnuts.

Q: What do you have if there are nuts on your chest?
A: Chestnuts.

Q: What do you have if there are nuts on your chin?
A: A d!ck in your mouth.

the food kind of nuts right?

pick up line from a guy to a girl: if you were a tree and i were a squirrel, i'd put my nut in your hole.

*ew! nasty!!! lizzie told me this.....*

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Let's face it, chocolate is much more reliable than any man. 😛

the differance between micheal jackson and a shopping bag:
one is plastic and unsafe for children to play with, the other is used to put your shopping in

😠

bbc radio kent

innocent til proven guilty 😗

who is?

every1😉

🤨 right

now that i'm completely confused, i'll just go back to saying random things.

smite me! Almighty smiter!

😆

mmmmmmm......donuts

CHOCOLATE donuts!!!!*droool*😍

mmmmmmm........chocolate donuts