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Eww....why is there corn in my toilet chocolate?

there is a panic button on my keyboard

Once there was a man. The End

pirate hats make funny noises when you put them under cold water

Cats make ugly dog chew toys.

my dog can fart on command

I can to!

😂

i keep a pink and purple mouse-corpse under my fridge

Have you ever tasted snot?

It's yummy.

my pencils are trying to kill each other

why do the eskimos always piss on me?

Rainbows spit acid...it tickles my flesh til it bleeds.

i just saw superman light my fireplace!

bubble gum monsters ride big green eels to work

why are there snickers bars coming out of my eye sockets

is my foot supposed to sprout legs and walk away?

Mommy! Other mommy is kissing that light socket!

the paper sheader is dating the vacume cleaner

i just saw sum S&M pictures and i now feel bad