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my window just castrated itself

why did that burger just eat my mom? it had a big lunch. i wish that dove would stop spitting at me, im trying to restrain this murderous candle.

i saw a box of floopy disks jump off a diving board in school

Why must Elvis Costello serenade me everynight?

nooooo not the goldfish anything but that!!!!!

i can levitate cats with my hand

moo

the toaster just stole my milk money

somebody get Halle Berry off me pleeeease

beeeeeeeeeeeep!

Mike Hunt is Lonely !!!

Mike Hawk wants to meet Yourk Hunt tonight Nivvy.

Ohh I bet Mike Hunt will be Waiting, Eagerly to see Yourk Hawk.

Mike Hawk found a cherry!

It belonged to Mike Hunt..

Mike Hawk decided to pop it with your permission.

Yourk Hawk, Took Mike Hunt's Cherry !!!!

And Mike Hawk would like to meet Yourk Hunt many times.

*yawn* i'm bored...

* Yawns *

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