Random Comments

squirrles are coming out of the radio by the thousands

Mr Frog told me to stop humping the microwave because its Santa's turn

Toby Keith uses his wife's dooch to clean his goatee.

mr. simpson stuck my phone down his pants

my fingernail is having a seazure

I'm We tod did.

my pet bannana is high

the elves have taken control of the clock tower

the dictionary can talk to me and it said i should invest in a filing cabinet

My pet rock keeps jumping out of the neighbors hand and into my head.

my sister can talk to sweet peas

why did the geese eat robert

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

a pink glob jumped out of the ocean and the united clan of iguanas are chasing it

morris, how many times do I have to tell you, dont lick mr. sanford

One I saw daddy loving a sheep in inhumane ways.

the mattress king has rock bottum high prices!

Please don't take showers when you are alone with the kids. This means you Michael Jackson!

ahhh, the easter bunny just lit santa on fire, and his elves are pissing on him,help

there is a fire breathing feather outside my window