A woman puts an Ad out in the paper. It reads:
Looking for Good Man who wont beat me, Run around and cheat on me, and is good in bed.
Three days or so later the doorbell rings. She opens the front door and on her porch is a man with no arms and no legs.
Woman: Hello, May I help you?
Man: Yes I am here to answer an Ad in the paper.
Woman: What makes you think you are the one for me?
Man: Well I have no arms so I cant beat you, and I have no legs so I cant run around and cheat on you.
Woman: What about being good in bed?
Man: What do you think I rang the doorbell with?
About to go watch the new Total Recall for the first time. I've heard good things. If my short attention span doesn't divert me back here within two hours.
You see whenever I'm on a forum I can socialize while listening to music, reading articles, checking my facebook. So my attention doesn't have to be on one thing...wish school was like that.
Oh.
I'm here half the time I'm at my college too on my phone. Not in class though obviously. The only times I'm not on my computer are when I'm working, hanging, sleeping, and never when I'm exercising. How sad is that. I'm often on here when I'm hanging out too as all I need to do is just go here on my phone.
When I'm older I could say most of my life was spent online.