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Pretty high-tech shit for some half-arsed mountain boys.

No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!

I'm all out of goobers. There are no more.

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't.

That boy ain't right.

Okay everybody, just take a deep breath. Loosen your sphincters. We don't need any rush hour Rambos here.

Zeds dead, baby.

Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?

"Have you handled a machine gun before?"

"Sure, lots of times, in high school. I was the captain of the machine gun team."

^^^dont know that one! 👆

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and daaaaaaammmnn!

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^dont know that one! 👆

It's from Vibes, a Jeff Goldblum/Cyndi Lauper movie about pyschics in Ecuador... one of my top 20 comedies of all time.

Oh! I've seen that one, but only once, didnt remember. Good one!

Show me the heart unfettered by foolish dreams and I'll show you a happy man.

You try to tough it out with them, they'll lock you in a room somewhere and throw away the room.

You mean I'm gonna die because some ******* didn't bring a pair of pliers?

How come the bad guys always have the good cars?

In this neighborhood, a Mercedes is probable cause.

Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.