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I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?

I'm a comedy sidekick. Oh, sht! I'm a comedy sidekick! IT'S NOT GONNA WORK!

Let's say this is a movie. How many times have you heard someone say, "stay in the car," and the guy doesn't? What happens?

burkenstocks

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What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

And I-I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry. But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler.....And, oh, no, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I'll, I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire.

SLATEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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WHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Wil Wheaton, my old friend. I've chased you 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's Flames!

You know, you keep quoting "Wrath of Khan" but he was in "Next Generation?" It's a totally different set of characters.

This got all turned around upside down and inside out, it's not random movie quotes, it's just words word words...

OC - original content. Make ya own quotes. Say something, anything.

It's all balls, man.

The normal ppl you know are the ones you dont know well.

Not sure if i made that up, but i think i did.

Whoever coined the phrase "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" obviously didn't have personal space issues.

^^^no shit!

Dont. Touch me.

Got some aggressive dog-walkers in the 'hood, 2 different teen girls want to walk my dog and will undercut the others prices for the privilege.