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I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

You're not God, Nickerson. You're just a typing teacher.

We’re no longer called Sonic Death Monkey.
We’re on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.

You're right, I'm on drugs. I'm a junkie, you know, I mainline, I freebase, I put cocaine on my cornflakes...

Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

I can tell you one thing: if we were at war, I'd want him on my side.

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.

What are you talking about? You took me to that club.

I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

Okay, you guys have a problem, right? I'm the answer man. I can work this out and make everybody happy. I always have. Come on, you gotta give me a shot here.

For once I'm completely in agreement with my partner. I'm not going down there. Do you know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.

Game over man, game over!

Come out to the coast, we'll get togethet, have a few laughs...

Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He's one gigantic motherfcker!

I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!

OK, I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Back off man, I'm a Scientist.