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^^^that's pretty cool. No dog walkers here, sadly.

Buy some girl scout cookies once you're going to be overrun with teen girls wanting all your money.

Thats how you wind up wearing an ankle monitor/having to introduce yourself to new neighbors by law! ermm

Took me a second to figure that one out, I guesws I don't think about teen chicks like that anymore... signs I'm getting way old.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
... I guesws I don't think about teen chicks like that anymore...

-is what i say at my weekly mandatory meeting-

😉

Plausible deniability, Congressman.

I'm more like Will Smith trying to play it off...

...nah, officer! Its totally not what it looks like!
See, what had happened was...

At least you get to go live with Uncle Phil.

And Ashley...

She turned out a nice little cloud nine.

If you like that sort of thing...

..and i DO.

I do as well, hot black chicks are just as good as any other color of chicks in my book.

She's one of the few i like!

That damn kid is back on the escalator again! er I mean that Jake thread got bumped. *shakes other fist*

haha, you sounded like Abe Simpson in my mind! 😂

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

I wish I had long rambling stories to tell curious little kids until their eyes glaze over and they fall into a coma.

I have those! 😱
I post those. 🤨

My great uncle is a great storyteller, he grew up out west and broke horses on a ranch and got to meet all the cowboy actors of the day.

Sounds like stories i'd enjoy...

He'd talk your ear off if you weren't careful, I spent many a long night in front of the fireplace listening to the old folks shooting the sht. I kinda miss that once in a while.