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There is no difference between a zig and a zag.

I've never laughed as hard in my life as i did the first time i watched the movie GHOSTBUSTERS.

If i had a nipple for every time i heard THAT!

Turns out Hawaiian style pizza was invented in Canada, during the sixties. Huh!

Periodically, i update my 'worst nightmare' list.

I always rooted for Sylvester. I never liked nor trusted that bird of indeterminate gender.

So when did TV stop being able to receive alien transmissions?

Its not so much the doing as the done it.

I've gone very far, far away, but my bills keeps me close to home.

I guess it IS small enough to be a choking hazard!

Thinking about how much damage he did starting with one book, i wonder what Hitler would have done with access to the internet.

You're the kinda guy who'd give a drowning man s glass of water.

Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't.

Vegans and Mormons, always looking to convert you.

Life is just some movie i walked into the middle of.

A can opener. Marvelous invention.

Its great you think i'm the smartest person you know, its sad you dont know more people.

When suicide becomes the best option of them all.

"Twilight, get mah rope."

Does my boss have a first name? Only in the bedroom.