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I was heading to a golden land of opportunity, a land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me - but I ended up in America instead!

I didnt mean to invade your privacy, but i'm a huge snoop, just ask my neighbor.
But not right now, he's showering.

The human brain is 98% yogurt. Thought it would be less.

Picture a tornado, that ate a hurricane, and shat a tsunami after a bad stomache ache.

Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.

If while you're speaking, you observe someone's nostrils flare, it is most likely a sign of physical attraction.

Could be race memory stored in the collective unconscious. I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact either.

What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without saying," yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying.

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Dear Lord, the Satan of Heaven...

Quit being weird, Riv.

This is a rather shameless promotion.

Frankincense. What warns The Monster right before the villagers show up at the Castle.

Man, what must it have been like to be gay in 1908? Or a woman? Or an immigrant? Or a sexy sailor?

No...i grew up in a loving, supportive household. This is all on me.

The bad news is, Fries Quatro Queso Dos Fritos most likely don't exist.

Dont be the comma in Earth, Wind & Fire bro.

Thats something you DO see every day.

The first person to milk a cow. Bored much?

WORLD STAR!