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All goid relationships are built in 3 words. 'I dont know'.

Art should be pretty ladies, hunting dogs with dead rabbits, Bible crap, and those 3d sidewalk drawings where it looks like you could fall in.

White chocolate. The loneliest chocolate.

If its any consolation, fish are never really alive, just less dead.

Ah well, its still better than sitting next to a chatty Canadian.

'Taste your food before you salt it' is good advice, even coming from a cannibal.

i just saw a ghost pass the forum..it just came to wish us well..... after i had bribed it

I'd do -anything- to have that victrola. Lie. Kill. Steal.
Well, not kill. But i wouldcsteal it and then lie about it. But i didnt steal it, and i'm not lying.
Now believe me or i'll kill you!

Well yeah, when you put it -that- way. Two fingers.

It was either gonna happen in this bathroom, or in my pants, so, no contest.

I finally gathered enough stuffed animals to put on an all unicorn production of 'Grease'!

BRING FORTH THE PIES!

I do not recall Mary having two Josephs, though that -is- a Bible i'd read.

Whoever said you cant do 2 things at once?
It was probably a 1 armed pessimist.

Easy, sweetheart. You're not marinading a chicken.

There's got to be something i can do to help the community...
that doesn't require time, money, or going into bad neighborhoods.

I think i'd notice if an entire genre of music had died.

You go to War w. the Army you have.

I like things w. holes. Swiss cheese, donuts, inner tubes.