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The secret to a successful relationship? Cash up front.

Thank you sir, may i have another?

Its funny how jacked up is bad, but jacked off is good.

Next time i'll remember to wear my sweatpants, lemme know if you find that button.

I dunno, i’ve got a bad feeling about this. Like right before i shoplift something.

Tang. I remember Tang!

DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!!

I said ‘not it’. If playground rules aren't in effect, this is anarchy!

Honestly, what the hell are you doing in this thread lol.

The future of commercial bass fishing is NOW!

I’d like to help, but, not as much as i’d like not to.

If you mean that i’m artistic, and sensitive, and cry every time i watch “Love Story”, then yes, i am like a woman.

Dude! He looks like Asian Ted Mosby!

I knew you’d say that!
Just once, why cant the right thing and the topless thing be the SAME thing?!?

Hey, i’m not judging. I probably dated your mom in HS.

Your wisecracking alien TV friend is not to be trusted!

Tonight you and i are gonna sit here, and drink until both of us are pretty.

Needs must when the devil drives.

We dont even have to learn spanish, we’ll just speak english louder.

Its...thr dead. They’ve come back to life, and learned how to use Twitter.