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If you keep doing that, itsgoing to be really hard for me to pretend i dont know what you’re talking about.

What's that pet name she has for you?

I guess i -was- the only one watching the sausage get made.

This is sweet.
It feels like something the Branch Davidians would do before the Rapture, but still sweet.

That is the worst lie you’ve told since you claimed to be the Prince of South Carolina.

I guess the lesson is, dont -get caught- hiding in someone’s shower.

In regards to reincarnation, how big an ******* must i have been in my last life to come back as me in this one.

Works every time!

I recommend she get a receipt for that.

In a word? Our new high speed monorail.

I remember when a Harry Potter themed vibrating broom was recalled. Seems it took them a while to realize they were actually selling kids vibrators.

Great. Neither one of us is tall enough to reach that.

You F'en crazy but then again you put my on ignore many years ago. Frankly I don't care about you!

Late night girl talk, hot oil massages, and the furtive whispers of ‘no, we shouldn't’ and ‘ssshh, its okay’.

What riv you had sex with your sister? I love it dude has me on ignore for years he can't say shit!

Presents are for girlfriends, money is for hookers, fool!

Motorboating. Its not just for rich folks anymore.

In other news I was watching a porn vid and some guy was ****ing som other dude, and he was like.. Yeah you like getting fukd and the guy response d by saying yeah all the time. Then the other guys like yah you want other guys to fukyuu and the guys like yeah.. Then he asks him where do you live..while he's filming it, ughh I live in Chicago.. Then the guys like tell him where..Ridgwateer.. Tell them the street so they can fuk yu. It just reminded me of that time when that old member (boxer dude) filmed a random girl having sexx then posted it on here so many years ago, she later regretted him filming her and i recall him saying she would agree to anything while doing it? remember?? Hilar.. Funny

AH! They killed it with the Care Bear stare!

C’mon, man. Do you think i LIKE punching Mexican food?