Random Comments

No, it’s not racist. I mean, i noticed you were -white-.

Nothing says Christmas like a big green Grinch ass.

It’s not easy being a father. If it was, mothers would do it.

GIBBS SMACK!

If this is about me being unprofessional, i told you, bottle rocket Fridays are OVER.

Now all i need’s a midget with some gin and i’m in business.

If someone tries to slam a door on me and I stop it and push the door open. And then they dislocate their hand because they tried to force the door closed on me. In my own house, on a family member who was angry, irrational and generally hostile. Am I legally at fault even if my actions were originally meant to help the person?

Asking for a friend.

kazuchika okada. What a tool.

Oh come on. A little lightning never killed anyone.
Metaphorically speaking.

Throw that worm into the strike zone.

I can support your lifestyle, and still find it strange.

You cant take it back.

There’s an ass for every saddle, yeah.

You cant go to africa.
You love ketchup,you put it on everything. You wil STARVE.

Single celled organisms make great pets.

Look! A flock of french poodles. Oh no, those are sheep.

I am extraordinarily extra ordinary.

Exaggeration is the huckster’s crutch. My penis is only -very- large.

The largest one on Killermovies.com

You know who ELSE liked balconies? Hitler.