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You’re a treasure. Men should worship you like a big stone head.

Hello room service?

SPRAY AND PRAY!!!!

Just FYI, as a disembodied head, i envy the dead.

I love watching Ancient Aliens, no matter how hokey it gets.

PULL MY FINGER!

In spanish, ‘refritos’ doesnt mean ‘refried’, it means WELL fried’.

It could be worse.
Right now, it only sucks for YOU.

TBF, last time we saw each other i was legally dead.

Tag, you’re it!

I still remember watching the original Ghostbusters for the first time.

Nothing great has ever been accomplished without bad things happening.

I went into the bathroom at the mall today and there was a guy in there taking a dump with the stall door open. He kept trying to talk to me when I was washing my hands.
I’m not sure why this man did this, it was really awkward and weird.
I only talked to him for about 10 minutes before I finally left in disgust.

AlliGargoyle Vs VulChupacabra!

How TF do color blind ppl solve a Rubik’s Cube?

As defined by the IRS, i am actually a religion.

Ruffles have ridges.

Oh, if only.

One way to look at it is, i slept with his sister.
No, thats the only way to look at it.

"Finally, I found it. It's beatiful."
"What is it father?"
"Randomness!"