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I went to work and as I walked in I was immediately asked where a curtain file was by my boss. Moments later he introduced me to his friend, which I thought was strange because he doesn't have friends that I know of? I've worked with him for a couple of years and he's a loner type. Then the janitor was present in the back wall repairing something. Then a few moments after that a secuirty company man came in to install camera's.. Hmmm. When I left the room I came back in and didn't see the repair man in the back wall but back in my bosses office, I did not see his friend either, the office door was closed and they were all inside it??

It almost feels like that moment from cruel intentions when Sarah Michelle Gellars character walks out of the church to find out everyone's been talking about her.

I think they think I stole something??

Perhaps we should give her a taste of her own medicine. Do you have a cousin you find attractive?

haha, nooo, you wont be maimed!

Most of the injuries will be internal.

In the meantime enjoy this mindless reality TV, designed to pacify, and keep you from asking questions.

That’s family. Day drinking is a tradition.

Big deal.
I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for 4 years, so not only have i been through hell, i was assistant manager there.

It looks like something Elton John would ride through the Everglades.

Your weird!!

My wrist? Its been like this since i broke it playing football in high school.
Fine.
I petted a horse too hard.

I’m curious what bothers you most, the botderline incest, the prostitute, or the group sex w. a woman dressed as a beloved children’s cartoon character.

Right; i was just dumbing it down for them.

Judging by the empty beer cans, the fur, the porn, and the claw marks, it was a homeless person and a raccoon, the exact nature of their relationship is still a mystery.

WRONG, mister fart. He was a jerk and he sucked.

And i want my lesbian neighbors to be way hotter than they actually are, but we all dont just get what we want.

You’re a treasure. Men should worship you like a big stone head.

Butt, of course?

But of course!

The difference between bees and wasps?
Bees pollinate flowers, make honey, are really good spleelers.
Wasps are just assholes.