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God!
You sound like the the police, the firemen, my therapist, and the insurance company.

Thats not a very all ages thing to say.

No, NOT like you and me. Creepy, like you and your dog.

You know, Sherlock Holmes used cocaine to help him focus.
But i’m sure those Cool Ranch Doritos are doing the trick.

I'm doing something illegal today, but sweetheart you made me turn into a monster. To get a head in life you have to step on a few toes, I'm horrible I know. 😮 🙄

what are you going to do?

its top secret!!! Shhhh!

Originally posted by walshy
what are you going to do?

You know what? You’re my best friend, she’s in a bad marriage; you have my blessing.

Why would i NOT pretend to be someone wearing a scarf? I hate windchill.

I am way more sexually active than i think you are.

We’re a ragtag scrappity fart dumb moron parade kick ass TEAM!

DAD HAD SEX WITH MY TURTLE?!?

Oh, he stepped on it getting out of the tub. Still awful.

Omg I walked home with blood all over my mouth and no one said anything.

Some guy bit me.

Its the pony i always wanted, but my parents said i already had too many ponies!

You must be thinking of Donny & Marie, cuz clearly you and i are talking about Sonny & Cher.

And yet...you’re interested in aluminum cans.

Big talk, from a guy who threw his shoe at a crow.

DAMMIT! I just got the toilet seat off my ass.