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Thats just freaking TERRIBLE. You said it was great, but thats the exact opposite of great.

You never know when you’re gonna find your dream person. Anyone on the street could be THEY.

OW! Hand. Robot hand. Strong hand!

It feels like you Googled “how to talk to your new bi-sexual friend”.

Whenever I hear the word Autumn instead of Fall, I think of Autumn Plains from Spyro.

^^^cool...✅

Is it that you dont like wordplay, or that you dont want to talk about my butt at all?

I knew it. I knew Henry Grogan was a 90 year old man w. Type 2 Diabetes and emphysema.

If you wanna smush, i have noise cancelling headphones and a sleep mask.

Grrr my mom can be so stubborn, then you wonder why I'm so messed up!!

Leaving the city is not in the cards this weekend, I can't leave I have a responsibility and I can't drop everything for a birthday weekend.

Am I wrong? I have a demanding job, in my free time I sleep for fun. I don't eat as much because there's no time.

I'm a horrible human being.

I’ve got a great job. I can buy salmon, you dont know.

Thats the least sexy thing a Catholic has ever described.

At least we’ll die doing what we love. Getting people horny at sea.

I waa trying to suggest chemical castration but, its late, so, whatever gets you out the door.

This. This kind of thing is why he’s always getting rabies.

Did you get hit in the head with a coconut?

No? Well i’m all out of ideas.