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Long Duck Dong!

Rolls eyes...

100% tiger sperm?

100% tiger sperm!

Aaaaw man, i’m allergic to 100% tiger sperm.

I love any kind of sperm all over me...

Field hockey may be weird, but its not stupid. Or is it? I must get to the bottom of things; play ball!

I cant let them do that to you Jetemiah. I cant let them turn you into lamb chops and condoms.

God i wish i could unpee your pants right now.

You are entering an area in the vicinity adjacent to that location.

Or robots from the future. Whatever!

I’m not fat i just have a sweet hockey body.

Rolls eyes

Not to be confused w. a mongoloid, like award winning actor, Nicolas Cage.

Your overactive imagination is adorable, second only to your aggresively relentless positivity!

I have follow up questions but i’m sure you’ll explain on the way.

Follow up this...muahaha

And scoring stage w. 40 piece orchestra.

Nothing says mother’s love like a warm squishy platypus butt.

Why are you wearing a little bell on your egg?