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Were you born on the highway? Cuz that’s where most accidents happen!

All of the most intelligent programming begins BEFORE five AM.

I wanted a guitar, or a star named after me, but whatever i guess this is cool!

Darling your end will come slow and painful... Gives me chills makes my bones tingle

You think we LIKE working here, w. you always hovering over us, telling us not to lick stuff?

You realize this isnt one of those times i want you to exaggerate how big something is.

After zero consideration, i have to say, “hard pass”.

I would like to take...da stand!

Originally posted by riv6672
You realize this isnt one of those times i want you to exaggerate how big something is.

😱 💃

Step one, buy a butcher shop.

Step two, spread the rumor that butcher shops cause genital warts.

Step three, buy a big bag to put the money in.

Step four just smile

Sexually? Nah, i’ve had questions, comments, crying, constructive criticisms; but never complaints.

Ha! I’ve bern calling her Satan. Its amazing that one woman can be different demonic entities to different men.

Alternately, you could win an illegal street race in which the prize is my love!

In tether ball the rope is generally slender nylon, and is long enough so that the ball hangs about 2 feet (0.61 m) above the ground.

Well my magic eight ball said it was a good idea, and that thing’s right like, 1 out of 6 times; that’s pretty good for a ball!

Are you SUGGESTING-yeah i guess we did. But we NEVER-actually we did that too. But you can ALSO blame-actually there’s no one else to blame.

I’m always up for a martini and a salad in the middle of the day.
Olives and onions count as a salad.