Random Comments

I feel sad.

I dont remember his obituary, but damn if i’m not proud to have been a part of that story.

When was the last time you tried something for the first time?

No No No, i was masturbating to what your sister represented.

I have a long list of enemies, most, but not all of them, sexy!

That’s right, give in to the healing power of my pecs.

I’d love to take the credit, but the truth is, life just isnt that hard!

I should drive, i have nothing to leave for and it shows.

I dont just LIKE jazz, i’m FOND of it.

Oh, that makes so much more sense. Absolutely, immediately, lets do that yes!

My poo is stuck

The nearest Pen Store is 3 blocks away, and doesnt open till 11 AM. I learned that the hard way.

Corellation does NOT always equal causation.

I’m gonna tell you the same thing they told me after they accidentally removed my testicle. “oops”.

Eew on last one.

You are going to stomp on my dreams? Slit me open from mouth to anus and wear me like a jacket?
Is it strange i find than sort of comforting?

Wiggley. Her Gummi Bear vagina, like his Twizzler penis, was oddly wiggly.

The logic is faulty, the conclusion, sound.

Fainting is for the weak. I suddenly fall asleep.

You spend all your days at a small job w. no expectations. You’re living the dream!