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the name's Cambridge, Ohio Cambridge. Wipe me dry. Thats from the Simpsons you weirdo.

This burro is my friend. We watch BAYWATCH together.

There’s nothing like a straight man in a woman’s yoga top.

Mid life crisis? He’s way past the middle of his life especially considering his height & weight ratio.

I’ve watched that movie a half dozen times and still dont know who Spartacus is.

That movie is a classic who dun it.

Spatchcock! Spatchcock! Its in God’s hands now. Ohio.

Three great dames equal one turn at Monopoly. Basic math.

NEEEEXT!

Its the only vice i didnt have to chug, snort, shoot, bet on or get enlarged.

Just what is my responsibility here? To comfort & succor heterosexual men?
That cant possibly fall to me.

I love women. No, i keep saying that word wrong. I love pussy.

Its time you learned what all dogs are born knowing: postal workers are thieves.

Look at those thighs, yeah, but he’s no Pete Sampras.

PPL have walked on the moon, and every football game starts in a tie.

I’m always there, just not always then.

Frogs are my favorite animals, after giraffes & elephants & monkeys.
Damn, humans are low on the list.

Well first of all i’d wonder, how the HELL did a rabbit get past security.

Thing is, just because i support your right to a certain lifestyle doesnt mean i accept it.

Keep the vork, when we’re we’ll fill the bottle w. water and put it back so they wont charge us!