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What guys like you dont understand is, you dont try and hurt a nlind man by poking him in the eye.

I wouldnt let Chris Pine massage my shoulders for a million dollars worth of Ariana Grande’s earwax.

there is point zero zero zero percentage chance of anything in this thread being originality

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
He's got random movie quotes speed dialed into his browser.

BECAUSE HE IS AN UNORIGINAL PERSON WITHOUT AN IMAGINATION TO COME UP WITH HIS OWN DAMN QUOTES

DAMN HELL FART!!

So hes special.

Special Ed

Probably gots a condishh

Ass burgers

We keep referring to this omnipresent mysterious they to give intentionality to random events or external explanations for psychological ones but there’s no they there.

BALLS!

Take a penny leave a penny.

The Prime Minister of Grenada once advocated in front of the UN for the creation of a dept. for UFO research.

Snowflakes. Benghazi. Deflategate. Its all connected.

You didnt do anything wrong. I didnt do anything wrong.
We, particularly me, didnt do anything wrong.

You hate high 5s AND ice cream? What kind of priest ARE you?

Animal Control said theyd be right over but i doubt it. They love brunch.

You live on a fault line? Well that explains the seatbelt on the couch.

Hey butt muncher please put your hands down

I AM CORNHOLIO!!

I need tp for my bunghole.

Do you threaten me?

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