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I guess.
When i myself used that much tongue during CPR training, i had to buy the dummy.

Its like the judgemental stare of my dog as i finish off a bag of Doritos on the toilet.

What a long day.
These are no longer tighty OR whitey.

He went down a bit dramatically, Colin!

And the final whistle blows.

Just rip the band aid off. Rip it man, rip it!

Ew you did it.

Its called a transom. If you watched Property Bros. with me, you would know that.

And i say this is a straight man who is on the edge.

And then well, the bear ate me, and i died! True story.

Omg what a garbage pail kid.

I remember those, nasty little creatures

I kick the Rumba vacum on occasion, no excuses.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

You’re all over the place Fred, i knew that when i married you.

I remember the song being racist in a different way!

I believe it was Rob Lowe that said “friendship is super important”.

The question isnt why, but how, did i get down to my underwear this fast.

You talk to yourself way to much what an imagination

He's got random movie quotes speed dialed into his browser.

BECAUSE HE IS AN UNORIGINAL PERSON WITHOUT AN IMAGINATION TO COME UP WITH HIS OWN DAMN QUOTES

DAMN HELL FART!!

All i’m saying is, it makes sense for there to be Germans in Germany, man.