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And i will wait till the final reminder letter to pay it.

All the devils are here!

My new cologne?
It smells like a man taming a horse using a whip made of cloves.

This thing of darkness i acknowledge mine.

Ha, no! I’m just the right amount of bearing.

This isnt some fancy country like France. This is America, where one guy can screw it up for every one!

Undiagnosed. I know how to beat the test!

I taste like butter...but i’m NOT.

Jesus Christ. I thought you said you stepped in a PUDDLE. That poor dog!

Well i’m not going to lick it, i just brushed my teeth.

And my hair.

A coconut has milk, but no nipples.

Well...your balls cant get any wetter, right?

Coconuts arent animals, they're hairy milk cartons!

This bed is brand new! Practically no one’s ever had sex on it.

There’s nothing more awesome & frightening than a man who has music blasting from in between his nipples.

Yes i have 12 gigs of porn in my desk drawer. And in the kitchen. The bathroom. The glove box of my car.

She’s simply here to support me, morally. And massage me, physically.

Sure, but the only movie i’ve ever seen is SOAP DISH.

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