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Yup!

Maybe. Probably. It's classified.

Ooh, the answer we were looking for was ‘vintage 80s erotica’, but the judges will accept ‘old timey porn’!

Big money, big money, big money...YES!

Hey, i was just trying to lighten the mood; I mean, your dog just died.

So bored someone kill me

Originally posted by rudester
So bored someone kill me

Nice and slow or instant never-feel-it-coming?

You have several options, deactivate the brain or the heart

Now to accomplish that we have poisons, electricity, hot lead, helium (my personal favorite)

Once you figure out how you want to be killed it's all very simple.

Look but dont touch; touch but dont use; use but dont enjoy; enjoy but dont show it.

Yes! I’m a lock for the black guy seat on the Space Ark when the world ends!

Also, tonight i plan to do things to your sister that will make it extremely hard for my to ride a motorcycle any time soon.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Nice and slow or instant never-feel-it-coming?

You have several options, deactivate the brain or the heart

Now to accomplish that we have poisons, electricity, hot lead, helium (my personal favorite)

Once you figure out how you want to be killed it's all very simple.

😛

Henry Hill vs Benny Hill.

The only interesting thing about Lex Luger is the name, and the untapped potential of a so bad it's camp Superman story.

Without him the Sting & Luger tag team wouldn't have been that great.

Your mom? Yeah, i ****ed her twice.
The first time, the last time.

Why is everyone naked in your old college pictures? Did tuition not cover clothes?

I cant believe she fixed it w. a pair of pliers!

My sock is wet.