Random Comments

Started by Surtur9,042 pages

Originally posted by cdtm
Random venting ahead:

People make so many stupid decisions out of spite.

My sister and her guy got this puppy. She spends most days boxed in, and the rest on a leash. She's a lab, so she has a lot of energy.

I offer to watch her, so she can get some damned attention, and they come up with excuses. And then they threaten to slap the pup if she doesn't quiet down.

I mean, here they have a relation willing to help out, and they refuses, and why? Because it's their dog, that's why. No other reason, she's theirs, hands off

So the poor animal is stuck inside, with two assholes doing their level best to ignore her.

Jesus christ, this is why people drink.

I wonder if this counts as animal cruelty? The dogs needs are not really being met. Threatening to hit the animal is also wrong, there is no excuse to hit a dog unless they are trying to attack you or someone else.

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their pets.

He's curvy and he owns it. Much respect.

I guess the joke is on me. Without the certificate of authenticity, this sex toy is worthless.

It doesn't -matter- if she gets it. She’s pretty.

I have crabs. Ohh boy.

Who the fk gave me crabs.

I’m gonna show you how we finish a Quest in Nebraska.

Great. Now i’m thinking about trains.

Tears of joy. Grin of sadness. India is an odd place.

He told Hitler that in confidence. Next thing you know...

Its not much of a contest. The other monkeys just sit around and masturbate.

Hey! Hope you're hungry.

Yes im hungry

For ohh henry

As my sainted mother would say, the Asians are an inscrutable foe!

Perhaps your praise of my sexual prowess renewed her faith in love.

Extraterrestrial? Why would a guy need more than two?

Originally posted by riv6672
Perhaps your praise of my sexual prowess renewed her faith in love.

What you had sex with your mother? Great scott!

I just took a morning shower

Ill take another one later