If we ever invent time machines, I would so mess with history.
"Yeah, Ben Franklin, we have Microwaves and Keurig machines, and Netflix."
"Tell me about these modern conviences!"
They heat food unevenly, dispense Luke warm coffee, and put on shows that randomly stop showing."
"Why, that doesn't sound very convenient at all."
"It is for the vendors, they're charging 20 times the price of old technology that not only worked, but lasted 2000 times as long before needing replacing."
Whenever anyone says hard mode in a game "isn't that hard", what they don't tell you is it's also no fun.
Take Warhammer: Space Marine.
"Oh, hard isn't hard. Just be smart, use your heavy weapons, stay back, and don't melee.
So just don't do the most fun thing in the game, and stick with the dull as dishwater tactics. Let me jump at that.
Nah, I'll tear it up on medium.
Random venting ahead:
People make so many stupid decisions out of spite.
My sister and her guy got this puppy. She spends most days boxed in, and the rest on a leash. She's a lab, so she has a lot of energy.
I offer to watch her, so she can get some damned attention, and they come up with excuses. And then they threaten to slap the pup if she doesn't quiet down.
I mean, here they have a relation willing to help out, and they refuses, and why? Because it's their dog, that's why. No other reason, she's theirs, hands off
So the poor animal is stuck inside, with two assholes doing their level best to ignore her.
Jesus christ, this is why people drink.