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Fool, you arent Charles Manson. You clip your own damn toenails.

Dont give me that look...

...Petting Zoo animals EXPLODE.

They DO.

Its a thing.

Like spontaneous human combustion...

...hundreds of documented cases.

And yet still not accepted by so called “hard” science.

I like your impressions. I will encourage you.

In other news man climbs mountain and dies

You were right.
There’s so much more to the world of dance than just making it clap.

I wont hold it against her.
She’d eaten six pounds of medicinal peanut brittle.

There’s a bunch of gnomes in track suits fighting NFL Pro Ballers in our front yard.
Best day ever!

Dude, you seem tense...

...wanna take your shirt off and let me give you a massage?

Its not weird if other guys are watching.

You’re Jewish?

So?

Just because you’re bad at sports doesn't mean you cant celebrate Christmas.

So...