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Devoted son...

...loving brother...

...bon vivant...

...and world renowned connoisseur of the booty!

It was actually six.

If you can eat five straight...

...they give you the sixth one free!

I like you. Young ppl get me.

Ok, all right, those wieners aren't going to boil themselves.

There is a cookie...

...INSIDE...

...this cupcake. WHAAAA...?!?

Look for an activity that channels your raw energy into something else.
And like i mentioned, not inside the house.

Make everybody happy? What do you think you are, pizza?

That smelled so much better in my head.

I smell a rat

I'm watching reruns of the Umbrella Academy.

When number five steps into Graddy's Donuts is stuck in my head.

In other news a duck stopped traffic when crossing with its babies

Actually all i want...