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...is that a hard ‘no’ on the ballroom dancing classes?

If you can't beat them, or join them, or ignore them... post with them.

I signed us up for a bridge tournament!

Also, you need to teach me how to play bridge.

Just tbc, i’m cutting you off financially, not mid sentence.

Short and sexy, thats my wheelhouse!

He went to MIT;
He can solve any problem, as long as it doesn't originate in a Ukrainian man’s colon.

Boing boing boing

I agreed to be your Vice President, but i never agreed to be your SON!

Plus she was sick from those back alley calf implants.

Mom said you have a beautiful voice!

Thats not EVEN true...

...though it IS very common...

...and 100% what happened in this case.

I see this as an absolute win.

Oh right, baby monitors are only one way!

We all make screwy decisions while masturbating. I was once in a flash mob!

Never trust anyone named after a city.
Orlando Bloom? No thank you!

You need clinical help. Please shut the fk up for all our sakes riv

Oh god, he gave himself a key change!