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SO predictable, but why call me? I’m retired since the quake of 67.

Just yesterday you were ranting about how the philharmonic added a second piccolo.

Never trust someone who doesn't eat meat.

My best friend of childhood years, does not eat meat.

Bacon?

If you never had sex w. me how do you know all my signature moves smarty?

Its a new day. Make 7...

...Up yours!

Ok damn, you’ve got a lot of good examples off the top of your head.

You said that already

No one likes hip hop more than 13 year old Jewish boys!

Dont try a duet w. me you bastard, you lied to me. Now gimme a hug. I love you!

He has gravitas, ppl listen to him.

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Time for you to get on the right side of Johnny Law, missy.

Here’s what i accept: cash, cold hard cash, & money.

I see under “special skills” you wrote down CLARINET...

...soooo...

...what do you do w. it?

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I’d like to be humble but, nah!