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riv6672 Senior Member

DAMN IT!

riv6672 Senior Member

I missed the signals.

riv6672 Senior Member

It happens.

riv6672 Senior Member

No brunch after Church today, ma’am...

riv6672 Senior Member

...i have an auction to attend.

riv6672 Senior Member

Ah, the Carnival...

riv6672 Senior Member

...where hobos and child molesters are hosed off, and out in charge of the rides.

riv6672 Senior Member

Please, Officer...

riv6672 Senior Member

...you give me too little credit!

riv6672 Senior Member

7:30?

riv6672 Senior Member

I was probably still in my mud mask, writing in my journal about things i’m grateful for about the previous Presidential administration.

riv6672 Senior Member

Giiiiirl, thats the whole point of marriage, you can let yourself go!

riv6672 Senior Member

Well, the husband can, anyway.

riv6672 Senior Member

uh, duh. 😘

riv6672 Senior Member

Because i dont want an alligator to climb up out the hole and bite me in the ding a ling.

riv6672 Senior Member

He was like a dee jay at a strip club...

riv6672 Senior Member

...metaphorically speaking.

riv6672 Senior Member

Wait;

riv6672 Senior Member

Rule number 3 is PANTS?!?

rudester Tommy

Riv are u okay?