Random Comments

The windy city...

...it’s a great town.

No, but its a really funny story i’m legally forbidden from telling you.

Damn grad students.

Nice....

...instead of losing your job you got flown out to Jersey economy plus!

I’m behind you 100%, win or lose.

Probably lose, and really only like 46%, though.

Well, since black ppl dont believe in therapy...

...i’m gonna go think on this while i wash my car in a public park w. no shirt on.

The faster i go, the safer you are.

I slow down, i get distracted.

He never crossed the street because he never had legs.

He never had legs because he never existed.

We made him up!

That itself shows a level of skill, forensic sophistication...

...and premeditation.

Like an old man’s penis...

...i didn't expect this to be so HARD!

Nutter Butters AND Oreos gone?