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A dolphin saved me from a shark. I was so happy.

Dolphin tasted sooo good.

If only that shark had got you, shucks.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

I am hungry

Granted, a good Christian would have turned the other cheek...

...but a good Texan would have shot him, so lets say we all broke even.

Luck, brownies, and pie.

Thats not true!

We were laughing yes, but we had our pinkies up Spongebob!

The Man with No Name trilogy isn't really a trilogy, it's just three different movies with three different protagonists, where Clint Eastwood happens to act the exact same way in.

Never give up in your dreams

Other than Jenny Craig, he’d never broken up w. anyone in his life.

other than Jenny Craig.

Damn, guys.

Did I just walk into an ep. of “Guess That Smell”?

All i’m saying is...

...if the asian culture weren't so repressed, their porn wouldn't be so ****ing gross.

Im lovin it

So stressed. Just when i think everything is done. This happens.

Over cooked turkey burgers taste just like over cooked fish.