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Started by Nuke Nixon9,042 pages

Sounds very squanchy.

Wonder if we'll ever see Zeep Xanflorp again.

The writers have an insane sense of humor, its ridiculous!

When Rick touches the ocean hes not allowed to be in the ocean or else Nimbus will appear. Nimbus is Rick's nemesis. He controls the police. Nimbus can only be pleased with a special wine, that is kept in a parallel planet, who's time signature is different than earth's. Morty has to go fetch it and when he goes and retrieves it, he brings back a man who has a wife that is pregnant. He's only gone for one second when he comes back to find his wife dead and his son scorn from his dads abandonment. His son stabs his father and he learns why he left and waits for Rick to return for more wine.

I like how Rick is basically the Bill Nye the Science Guy version of One Punch Man.

Invents anything, has defense against any threat, knows everything about everything...

Everyone else is just Morty, along for the ride and hope you don't die.

And some of us are Jerry, don't know what the fvck is going on but making the best of it.

Well Rick has self defense weapons in his own body. So he can usually escape with his own devices. He only uses his knowledge when things go horribly wrong. I'm more of a Summer fan, she is more levelheaded.

Summer is hardcore. If she had Rick's intelligence she'd be extremely dangerous.

I'm sure that's going to be an episode. Last episode I've watched, birdman gets resurrected

Birdperson's new name Phoenixperson is a reference to Dark Phoenix of the X-Men who is the resurrected form of Jean Grey. It is also a reference to the myth that phoenixes are reborn from the ashes after their death.

Well he did mention his friends named him

What I want, what I really really want, is another couple seasons of Metalocalypse.

I've been looking in all the usual places and I'm pretty sure that sneezy lil cvnt took all my toys with her when she left. That's just disrespectful.

Too bad about Bruce Willis, Aphasia is the exact worse thing for an actor. Damn.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I've been looking in all the usual places and I'm pretty sure that sneezy lil cvnt took all my toys with her when she left. That's just disrespectful.

She needed those toys for that scene she was so hoping to accomplish. Hopefully, she was able to fill her holes

I bet she thought of you for a second while filming

Something like, "Omg guys these dildos broke, what a cheap bastard!

Probably, well on the bright side it gives me an opportunity to get some brand new top quality stuff.

Haha 😆

Get a double sided dick

Ordered a lifelike curved 11 inch donger, a 10 inch suction cup one for the shower, and a set of surgical steel sounding rods.

It's a start.